I had just finished knitting with the dark grey on that big cowl I am working on, when I took a short trip down the hall. And then I went to the study at the far end of my home. There was something clinging to my ankle.
It was a perfect double strand of the dark grey. All the way across my house.
I know it has been done before, but I untangled myself and made sure the ends were on the appropriate pile of fibre. I did not count on the forces of static electricity. The must have touched my pants as I walked by and clung. I tried picking up the strands and that was fine.
Till I tried to put the yarn down. Did not want to leave me. I had to take my wool sweater off. I worry that as I sleep tonite the yarn will come creeping down the hall and come and cling to me. So...
If nobody hears from me for a couple of days. Come and save me. I am stuck in a pile of static filled yarn.